summer arrives. .. and what do we find among the first pages of our magazine Tracks, their web sites, or sites to theme??
The legendary test at the start of the summer for little women:
Sibling LOOKING FOR SUMMER OR Prince Charming?
bastaaaa But! We are fed up! Each year the exact same test ... is this possible? Do not aspire to nothing more than fantasy? All (and all) romantic image we are ready to overwhelm us by their passion on the shore or with a pillow in front of our chaise longue, ready to receive the knee of the prince, with a horse or a shoe (the same, just that), confessed his lost love for us and beg us to go with him the rest of our lives?
And above all: think that every year we are super eager to try this legendary test?
Another thing I also wonder is, but for those who have already responded to the test in the past (come on, let's put ourselves in the heads of these fancy editors) and, magically, his propensity for Prince Charming with flippers and goggles and rifle found real and had already realized the dream of love, this year, he is doing? Skip the page of text? Or do we imagine that as the test is repeated every year the maidens expect something hot from the holiday, regardless of whether they are employed or not? I shudder!
The fact is that every newspaper, magazine, website, publishes regularly in the summer, test dell'ammmore ...
want to hurt us to the end and take a look at the content fanstastico test?
Well, you have it!
The prima domanda è una prima indagine sulle nostre aspettative per la vacanza (si vede che il test è ragionato, preparato da gente seria), del tipo:
COSA TI ASPETTI DA UNA VACANZA?
e le risposte:
- divertimento senza pensieri
- relax e benessere
- giornate sempre diverse
- unique and unrepeatable experience
Then there is an investigation into our past love (I think therefore that we speak only of the past ... so, coupled or not to be happy on vacation, or do not exist, choose) ..
YOUR LAST LOVE STORY IS OVER WHY ':
- the goals were different
- the relationship did not work more
- there were too many lies
- was not Prince Charming (ahiahi. .. anyone here has missed the test last year ...)
We then make a detailed analysis of our holiday habits:
IN SPIAGGIA..
-ci vado di mattina presto (questa cuccherà solo dei gran pescatori..)
- lettino e crema solare (questa è un pò fighetta..di quelle che ti scrutano con mezzo occhio chiuso, alias, la lucertola della riviera!)
- ideale per fare attività fisica (questa è pazza...)
- passeggiata sul bagnasciuga (categoria diffusissima. Occhio superallenato to grasp the macho long distances from binoculars)
We then move on to ask "hot", type:
HOW WOULD YOU LIKE TO DO WITH YOUR NEW HIM ...
- the water's edge, wildly wrapped sand, algae, and some dead fish (such as "Top Secret " for those who had never seen this piece of trash movie);
- in my tent camping with my friends, (for those who want to share everything with friends! ... well humans);
- grand hotel in the most beautiful beach with the most beautiful sunset that has ever seen and with two angels playing the harp (seeeee. .. this drink is the brain);
- on the disco at dawn, after all are gone (this advice then a dope test for tetanus and other diseases easily transmitted);
All these targeted questions, and others that I will not tell you why to today is too much, you will have the perfect solution for the love that you are looking for! Not convinced? You can take the test again and respond at random! Have you lost all the tests this year? Quiet ... next year will still be in time ... the Bonfire of the banality will return to shine for you! ;-)
(Post to be read with a good dowry of irony. Refrain who not)
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