In recent months I have discovered some interesting artists and would like to share with all the pleasure of listening to them.
I are keen to Paul Hartnoll one day, by chance, because I had heard in passing the final part of "For Silence". "Who is it?" I asked and was told "Dunno, his name is Paul Hartnoll " His music has an electronic press, but the author does not mind to experiment with real instruments, from strings to the floor, also give the appearance of several artists in His songs are always different and special items. This makes listening to The Ideal Condition always varied, being able to adapt to our moods, maybe lighten up a trip or some work to do, now humming hours just listening. I recommend to the suit, although my favorites are Have not We Met Before, For Silence, Simple Sounds, Nothing Else Matters and Patchwork Guilt
Part of "Have not We Met Before" Live
Beautiful album, also with regard to the design.
homonymy here for another Paul, this time Oakenfold, who with his hard Bunkka caught me attention. The album is antiquated, 2002, and apart from some songs heard in some movie trailers and some rest I was pleasantly impressed. Noteworthy Southern Sun, and Motion to Hold Your Hand. Some songs are perfect to use when editing video so I'm not surprised that the author participates in the development of sounds' for action movies (and then lie to remix other melodies and themes of other "gentlemen", see Zoo York with a sample taken from Requiem for a Dream by Clint Mansell )
"Motion"
Apart from the discoveries there are artists I already 'known who might have been tentatively in the head with their latest releases, see Royksopp with Junior that at first listen I'm just seemed interesting. Pero 'apart The Girl and the Robot, and very 80's electronic sound with a wink really nice, excerpts from Royksopp found my consent after being "forced" to listen to the entire album in one go. I found myself singing You Do not Have a Clue (which has a text to my speech in the balance between the sweet and cheeky), and Miss it So Much It's What I Want
This is dedicated to the person I love
"You Do not Have A Clue"
resurfaced Roberto Cacciapaglia , A little 'out of ideas, however,' because Canon Spaces looks like a copy of the Fourth Time. There is an identical piece, revisited, the rest seems to have already 'been heard who knows' when. Pero 'there is something interesting, Rainbow and Wild Side, still in his unique style with dreamy melodies and a floor that slides without uncertainties. Every so often you hear something electronic, but with flashes I listen a bit 'to inertia, partly' because even though its repetitive tracks manage to get in tune with my moods. It calms me down. Listen Cacciapaglia calms me and soothes me, we would recommend, I hope you also take effect.
I find nothing di recente, a parte quest'intervista di Aprile, ma riconoscerete di sicuro il brano introduttivo che si intitola "How Long" (tratto da Quarto Tempo)
Ora sto ascoltando anche alcune colonne sonore e molti artisti che varie persone mi hanno consigliato, vi faro' sapere presto che ne penso. Chissa' se riusciro' a farvi scoprire qualcosa di interessante!
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"Mirabilandia: secondo giorno"
Piove. E nemmeno poco. Il cielo è nuvoloso, la pioggia incessante, le strade allagate e dalla finestra della sala colazioni dell'Hotel Kent ammiriamo questo spettacolo sad. the risk of ruining the last day in Wonderland is high. I just hope there's some respite and time to stabilize. I do not ask the sun mica (not even the moon) The girl who carries on the servants' asks us where we are from "From Rome" "Then you bring the rain you!" Fuck. We started that there was a decent time! And the sun! I usually always bring the sun, what happened? Maybe I'm on the road ..
Breakfast simple, despite the abundance of laid table, so there will be 'a soft start today too right?
arrived at the park and pay parking again take a good map (we have 3) and Fabrizio, leaning toward the chick that trimming this stuff, makes you "feel but if we pay an additional charge ceases to rain?" Smile circumstance of her feeling awful from heading Laughter Boom Mickey Mouse in my mind. You know the jokes are not funny like:
"more undecided the plate: the plate most obedient BO: SI?
Good.
There is a lot of people, the rain must have discouraged a bit 'all. While we wait Fabrizio note kaulitziane two figures on the far right, almost on the sidelines not to be confused with the crowd. I had not notice I miss (my brain to rule out a priori). But are two .. two .. no, no bimbiminkia are two emo. No worse. 2 components are not officers of Tokio Hotel. Jesus'! Tell us a photo .. but if you notice I do, I take the machine, turn around to the area is stripped of the ticket and shoot, then makes Fabrizio her cell phone and the fear passes. In the meantime, I write about race with Peter, he does not know that you are losing. In fact I expected to find, it's only 10 and about to open seracinesche. All you 'remember the idea that I did when I was sitting at the witches and he spoke of the inauguration of Wonderland in a row to give blows to the right and left .. To enter
we show off the bracelet for entry, that only those who stay two days at the park possesses. Do not I told you? We have recovered the bracelet the day before to 16.00, and there was a bit 'of people in the queue. I'll link to the right arm and hold them '. E 'of laminated paper and then can' hold even the showers as a lady asks worried. It 's true, holds to the showers. At least 30 days have passed and my bracelet is resistant, even to those! I've taken off for not being told by others "But levatelo! Sembri uscito dall'ospedale!” Qualcosa mi dice che ho fatto benissimo. Pero' sta li', se voglio me lo posso rimettere!
Iniziamo in maniera soft. Di nuovo il Blu River! Ma se piove non è meglio tornare da Reset o Ghostville? E invece no. Quelli dopo. Perchè non continuare con le torri? Non c'è fila! La gente le snobba! E le addette all'attrazione con tono disperato ci chiamavano peggio delle sirene de L'odissea, con noi due novelli Ulisse pronti a farci sballottare ad un'ora dalla colazione. "Venite qui!" "No dai venite qua" Chiediamo loro se l'attrazione in caso di pioggia potrebbero chiuderla, il nostro cruccio è il Katun, e loro tranquille ci rispondono "No, di solito no, solo se la pioggia è forte e incessante" E magari si apre in due la terra e Dio si materializza in mezzo a noi giudicandoci. Quindi la probabilita' di non divertirsi su un'attrazione è decisamente bassa. Speriamo. Sara', pero' non avverto il Vento Malefico! Dove sei? Non ti vedo! Non ti sento!
Precipitiamo dal Discovery una volta, siamo solo Fabrizio ed io. In pratica abbiamo inaugurato lo Space Center! Mentre torniamo giu' chiediamo di poter rimanere a fare un secondo giro e la tipa con aria annoiata (voglia de lavora' saltami addosso??) ci fa "Tanto siete gia' bagnati" In effetti pioviggina piano piano senza sosta. Su e giu' di nuovo, poi passiamo al Columbia.
Il Katun è chiuso. Andiamo in avanscoperta per capire com'è la situazione, pregando anche di vedere cessare la pioggia. Una tizia manda gentilmente via i curiosi e ci spiega che per adesso l'attrazione è ferma. Dio che angoscia, proprio ora che mi pregustavo una corsa a tutta velocita'! Ci allontaniamo mesti e mogi, intanto mi giro piu' di una volta a osservare le rovine Maya sperando di calpestarle presto.
Overtaken Niagara, after seeing some spectacular descent, we head toward the wheel. Known attraction hidden and enclosed by reeds. I headed toward the turnstile exit by mistake that I will block and making me an invalid for 30 seconds.
"It 's the Explorer .. is like a rollercoaster " " Ah yes'? We do? " " But yeah, so ... " There is no rush, but 'we are all with the umbrellas to be placed on the right and left. And we get rid of our climb, I always pack in the middle of the foot. Literally. off! Yes, but that makes this thing? Despite the convoy run and enough (does just that, not much happens, the path is linear, descents and ascents that are not nothing) I designed to control the situation Katun. After the first lap and started the second I turn to Fabrizio still a hypothetical discussion, as if nothing had happened. In the end I'm Explorer did not make me not even turn his head. Only the balls. finished Ok, now let's do something different.
Nearby there is an attraction with the balloons flying. These run in circles (here revolves around it seems). Bloodcurdling screams coming from the sessions. I am in disbelief .. maybe pretend .. true? But we are not interested. From Fabri, 'let's do something completely different! Let's have another roller coaster .. Among the many attractions dedicated to the family's The Family Adventure, a simple form of a roller coaster train that whizzes and rattles on a simple curved path. In practice it undervalues \u200b\u200bto see it but if you sit at the bottom of the last wagon (with Fabrizio and we did it three times, including 2 at the bottom) just like the Katun pulls you to death! And at least you have fun! It 'much more' friendly explorer who looked like a mechanical agitator retching. Pero 'are almost always happened every time I had left and give up temporarily the use of a leg, because confined spaces. Is short, I fear even a minute, or nearly so. But deserves. The finish is beautiful, a stop and go: oh but then it is a habit!
We are moving towards the wheel, Fabrizio offers a ride, basically there's not much to do and we are already 'here. I'm not sure is that I do not want to lose 15 minutes before lunch on the wheel, and if in the meantime we wanted to make up for the time 148sima towers? I fall flat bread and stay on? Then suddenly ago "There are people! Katun On! " I turn and I see legs flying. Screams. And a Wuuoosshhhhh. Wind Evil! I petrification. "Presto! Fuck! "And I set high-speed '(read: CORR), followed by Fabrizio towards the Katun, fearing the worst, the file, the pain in the ass people, capturing the intentions of the people on the street that maybe, noting the Katun moving might anticipate, crash or simply break the fuck. There is a bit 'confused and as we approach proposes to put in line to the top. Here the climate is still uncertain, and then closed again if the Katun? When we have another chance? Wait takes time. The bimbiminkia have increased and there are all styles, dialects, forms. Thirteen we smoke to 8 cm, tamarri Sicilians take me to knees like a backpack making me angry hyena gang baby perched on the fence of the path of waiting, people wake up with words painted on the face (around the park I caught a singing in a language unknown to mankind, then stop, change tracks and sing "napoliiii .. napoliii napoliii .. "Maronne holy Father!) Sti cocks, the first places I do not want to think about! Also filmed something in the meantime. They will spend at least 7 turns of the Katun, with some seats left much to the chagrin of Fabrizio (in fact already 'there is a fine line, more' well there are empty seats? Fill them! Optimize the system!)
Then a few meters from the turnstile, where the waiting begins to dwindle and time seems to indulge in a waver drizzle bastard, that's asking that they turn Truzzi of 2 people. They released two places, or better, a couple in a row inside, missing 2 people! Us ... We front of everyone. This time I have not a shred of anxiety, I'm just happy, so happy.
the convoy arrives. Once again we see people perplexed, but not we ask the question. We enjoy the scene of a boy who is unable to remove the sling with horror and tries to release the lock and failing miserably begins to stir as if Alien behind .. Thank you for the show! You laugh!
I had to remove a ring that brings me to the right hand to wave stupidly I can not because I was terrified that I fly away .. But 'I let myself go down to the dead weight! Booyah! During the tour of death I feel the water in the face, is drizzling! Slowly, but on a high speed train 'the rain does not hurt, it's annoying. I kept my eyes barely open but does nothing. We did it, I was glad that we managed to get in time. In fact, the Katun was closed after our first lap. Too much rain. What satisfaction! Fabri, 'when we get back? We would like Peter, but 'is around and visit Ravenna mosaics. But how?? But take a pick, come quii!
Again the Family Adventure. Confuse it with the roller coaster of the rabbit, the one forever cursed by the rude gesture of Peter and Angelo. Nothing to be done, more 'sti so must be frightening, more' I laugh. C'è una discesa? Rido. C'è una discesa a tutta velocita'? Rido. C'è una discesa a tutta velocita' in curva a sinistra? Rido. Ma che cazzo rido, dovrei stare attento che alla fine c'è la frenata, se rido ancora un po' ci perdo davvero gli incisivi!
Alle torri becchiamo di nuovo Pietro e famiglia, quindi parte come da rito una sequenza di Discovery-Columbia-Discovery-Columbia-Discovery-Columbia-Discovery-Columbia fino a scoprire che non fanno piu' foto, purtroppo si saranno rotti le palle di vederci fare facce e controfacce del cazzo. Cioè le nostre, nude e crude. Pietro sfoggia i suoi meravigliosi occhiali da bimbominkia. Li voglio anche io..
We must return to Katun. With Peter is a mission, and then we miss Charles! From being a cunt pictures together! (Only when I think that in reality 'we will be immortalized all separate but oh well) Charles is gone, Peter is moving towards the Mayan ruins with no problems using secret shortcuts. Then for a known case which seems to Charles on carts in mines. But is he really! "Peter's Charles!" "Where?" "The ', on Pakal " " Ohi Ca ', let Katun, come hurry up! "and turning to us," My brother shoots if the Pakal alone! "
There is a swarm of people waiting in line, but that's normal, we do not have the rush and we're also waiting for Charles. Arrives and crosses the line, I expect some bimbominkia break balls but it happens and it is good. Gloating on hold and decide to put towards the end of the wagons "So 'the tug is assured!" We board, but then' we look forward to something. We do not start. Skip un'inserviente with a stick and I wonder what it is. "is used to measure the height .." Peter is A stick? What is an auction Egyptian, 100 cubits? 'E' because maybe there is someone who does not reach the high standard .. " A hobbit had a strong desire to fly by the seat of the Katun? News to me!
There is nothing to add, the ride is breathtaking and this time we are all four. photo to frame and put absurd. "do it again?" said than done. We put ourselves in a row like little boys (as bimbim .. oh well)
There is a slight unexpected. Unlike Ben, where the entrances to the attractions are numbered the turnstiles, there is a risk not to climb on board because it has gotten to limite di passeggeri. Fabrizio rimane fuori dal giro, mentre un'impietosa lampadina rossa si accende appena dopo il mio passaggio. Lo aspetto, mandando Pietro e Carlo a farsi il giro. Rimango in fila a fianco dei cancelletti in fondo alla piattaforma e noto come ci siano delle pulsantiere con tasti enormi recanti scritte del tipo “Partenza”, “Stop”, “Allarme” Di che? Le inservienti mi scrutano perchè sto li' fermo che mi guardo intorno. Ehi sto solo aspettando che tornino cosi' salgo.. quante storie.. Ecco di ritorno Carlo e Pietro, normalissimi, come se fossero stati a fare un giro sul Family Adventure. Fabrizio mi raggiunge e saliamo in fondo. Peccato, sarebbe stato divertente have the other two with us e.. Peter?? What are you doing here? "Here I am, beautiful rega'!!!" lowering the body harness Peter used the trick of the columns! You want to do another round Zompa row! Great! am still amazed at the audacity to suddenly pop up all mounts are removed from the support and a threatening voice Shodan style is "Please wait in line!" And Peter "Oh damn they caught me rega '" laughs . It disappears at high speed '. We will never know as if they are noticed. The fact is that close to me, instead of Peter, comes a blonde girl that is part of a larger group ' large number of people. During the climb Fabrizio screams "Look! L 'I-Speed \u200b\u200b"and I do note that we are on the Katun! The Katun! One thing at a time, that they open in June 2009! "The opening in June 2009" is the blonde girl. Exactly. "Ah yes!" In practice, I began to speak. I wonder if he does because he has to calm down or that. "It 's pretty much a roller coaster based on speed' .. say they go fast " " Well then it will be 'cool' I continued to talk a bit ' "I do not know if you try it ..' she We arrived at the top and 6 seconds between the fall in the air waiting for us. "Well .. perhaps we should continue to talk after .. "the replied" Oh yes'! "laughing " Good race! "concludes with the tragic air .. Finish. A satisfied smile
completed lap, we depart for the last time scrutinizing photos go outside (always with the same face, I have to take a paid actor, an impersonator, I do not know) and we reach Charles and Peter. We salute that soon they will go away because they think they do a tour in San Marino. And they have a return trip on the rump. The next day there is to bump up ties alien invasions .. In short .. We salute a bit 'sad but also bruised after the last turn on the Katun.
's time to get my feet back on the ground and not let them flutter to the right and left. So we opt for the Wheel. Dura really 15 minutes, but that 'appear to apparently much less. Get in the race in the car, then you close in and there you sit. It took a moment of tranquility '. The wheel height is disproportionate, we are very much 'on the top of the Katun and the Towers, both now seem tiny and insignificant. Unfortunately I do not like heights, especially if the ground undulates to your every move. I was 98% sitting, eager for the slow climb, and off to the equally slow descent.
Lunch with flatbread and squaquerone, a cheese local spring-like soft cheese. It 's a cross between the cheese and the Chartreuse. It reminds me how it taste ("But no, it is 'different, no!") Sara'. Certainly there is too much arugula. We're sitting on the lake. A fish emerges every now and Fabrizio throws crumbs and leftovers to see if it bites. Not far from here there is an attraction with dinosaurs, whose cabin was egg-shaped head of a triceratops Triceratops (fact) that pops out. There are also bars on these eggs. It seems to me immensely sad, perhaps by children. Ah, you can 'see also the curve before the descent of Niagara, and of course we can hear their screams. at this time of fatigue I observe the structures of the attractions, guilt perhaps the weather really sucks, and I realize how the Niagara is full of aces, ugly to look at facilities, continuing losses of water to the sides. The well-known on the attraction with the dinosaurs. It is not a criticism. And 'maybe these things just do not think, sometimes I prefer not to pay attention and focus on what they should offer an attraction, not whether or not to have two support posts and whether or not bad sti poles. I understand. E 'fatigue. Today is Sunday, tomorrow starts the week and I'll be 'rested like a rose. What has passed under the wheels of a caravan. Oh there's also the return trip! As if I had never heard ...
We go out of the park in place of the things Peter and Charles and beaks that are going on. I am also immortalized in a picture of them .. my mom I'm everywhere!
Fabrizio still yearns to return to Reset. That attraction as exciting a race between elderly octogenarians. Okay. The first time was a strange experience, and I also played poorly anchored to the base with the gun. The second time I shot a good score and I did because I was concentrated and the gun I had left on board style Nokia charging. The third time, given the circumstances, continue 'to satisfy me, lighthouse' s a bit of points, something, right? No. The third time is a disappointing, but a disappointment. I was shooting, in real time tracckavo the red dots, yellow, blue, violet, magenta and cyan, and do not mark them. Never went well. Not stated targets taken. Beautiful. Within 30 seconds I shot my balls and then I turned further when a mo 'minuet rolled the wheelchair. Extraordinary. Turning the ball high in the second.
As a result I ran out before I began to set fire to the scenery in polystyrene. "But you take it for a game?" "Sure, why it is forbidden?" It seemed strange that I had not yet Sbrocco.
console ourselves with the Blue River that now is a guarantee. A descent e passa l'incazzatura. Pero' basta con ste foto con la faccia sempre uguale, devo impegnarmi a fare qualche espressione diversa. Scivoliamo giu' e quando andiamo a vedere la foto Fabrizio mi fa “Ma che faccia è?” La mia di sicuro. Pero' è tipo triste/emo/pierrot. Lui che ride ed io invece avvilito. Mi mancava la lacrima dipinta, ci stava tutta. Solo a fare ste scemate mi passa l'incazzatura, o dobbiamo tornare a Reset?? Basta saperlo che mi preparo il napalm.
Gironzoliamo senza meta per Mirabilandia. Ci fermiamo davanti agli specchi deformanti un po', a me pare che ti facciano diventare tutti un nano con le gambe alte 10 cm e il resto uguale. Fanno sorridere ma.. non c'è quello che ti ingrassa? It would be a dream. Let Bimbopoli looking for the rides for the more 'children. But back to see if Raratonga? Let's try, but 'time is not forgiving and if you really have to shoot water at full blast would prefer to live with a little shiver this' sunny and warm. The attraction consists of a series of canoes on one side of which are installed four water cannons. You have to hit the targets it seems. Signs very vaguely say "Appease the Raratonga god." Who knows' what it means. We climb aboard a boat completely wet. I sit and I get up right away. Nothing, I need your ass dry, extraordinary. I'm practicing with the triumph of technology and shoot at random. Start the game. We shoot the one behind the other targets. We notice that some have a kind of contact back. And why ... ... Ah! .. with horror we discover that the path is being undermined by water-based traps! There are sprays, flows, waterfalls .. all addressed to me! And the only way not to get wet is to hit the target and block the escape of water! Damn! All this following a forced ritch on which the canoe travels alone, implacable. Li mortacci Raratonga of god! In a panic to an ugly waterfall hit targets and stop. But the designers of perfidy knows no bounds and this again just before the boat passes under it completely, centering the last passenger, at least smear. I move in disbelief of the events and understanding why the stations are completely rotten. Do not know about you, remember the acronym of Bim Bum Bam coasters at Gardaland with mines? There is a waterfall under which it seems that we're going to go but then it ends abruptly leaving you confused by the fear of getting wet. Here, if you Raratonga we get wet if you do not stop you! After the tour we ask you to stay on board for a second lap. Two coglionazzi climb the dugout later, he warned them of how the game but hit us with guns. We turn cold and replicate "You do not have to wet us .." The fact is that These two are drenching themselves because I said, I coglionazzi. Eventually this attraction is nice, but 'has to do with the summer heat, the heat, and with so many people to hit!
Before concluding our meeting in Wonderland, take a ride near the I-speed, the new rollercoaster in the park, based on the world Formula one. Who knows 'how will'. It 's a rollercoaster-Launched therefore not part of plan to accelerate downhill, but some already' accelerated (almost a Kingda-ka Italian ..) Peter wants to do it absolutely, and I damn well!
The last game allows us to meet for the third time (!) the two components lost Tokio Hotel, take pictures / make a video of the I-speed and wet. So now, more drop, 'drop less, why complain? The acquasplah is a copy of the famous Colorado Boat Big Ben, with the logs that drift into a peaceful path that ends with a thrilling ride. In place of the trunks of cars we have here. Obviously it is useless to hope that the seats are wet, more 'wagons that seem to me the Jacuzzi, we lack only the air nozzles and soap, then you can' take a bath without any problems. We do 3 laps, the first out of curiosity ', the second film I-speed, third because by now, already' we're here, we supportare il detto “Non c'è due senza tre” Il percorso non è noioso anzi, solo che pare incompleto e tenuto male, c'è una galleria con dei lavori in corso, bruttina e spoglia, sospettiamo che stiano per smantellare l'attrazione anche se mi pare un peccato. Ci sono due discese, una piccolina (ma non tanto!) che pero' ti lascia un leggero senso di strizza e poi quella piu' lunga, che mi pare battere quella del Colorado Boat. Ho il terrore di vedere mura d'acqua stile Niagara ma invece no, solo qualche spruzzo ai lati.
Beh fine. Andiamo via facendo alcuni scatti, ascoltando le grida di chi sta precipitando dalle torri, sapendo che il Katun è definitivamente chiuso causa pioggia and that after two days were pretty intense and fun. I'm happy as a child.
arrived home around midnight and very bruised and half-stoned, proud of my wrist and waiting for updates online with photos and video to post or to see. And with at least a month late to write a guide on my part. Some people pointed out to me: "And 'you're wrong media, uses the blog as if it were a book of blank pages. In the blog you must be brief, write a book right? " " You're right but you just write those two lines alone are soaring .. "
Now I thought a little thing. But Gardaland?
(But .. Mirabilandia again to try I-Speed \u200b\u200b
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PS: Thanks to those crazy people that made me company during these two days, like it or not! I hope I have at times relived what I said here, even if something was sadly watered down. short, I had to avoid the curses' to put or not?? These
I forgot to put them to the first note! Cuccateveli full!
an irresistible voglia di scrivere, ma senza alcuna irrefrenabile ispirazione, produce un triste e complicato agglomerato di parole che spesso non giungono ad una conclusione logica. L'unica valida alternativa (ma probabilmente ne esistono milioni) sarebbe quella di smettere di crearsi il complesso de "ho un blog ma non lo aggiorno mai, ma in effetti ho fatto un video e l'ho pubblicato ma non so se vale come post" e cercare di trascorrere una vita felice sparando fesserie in 140 caratteri su facebook con tutta tranquillità, almeno finché non troverai il coraggio di rendere visibili a 150 persone che conosci i tuoi inutili deliri.
In realtà il problema di fondo è che non si tratta di una mancanza di ispirazione, ma molto più semplicemente, an inability to argue, if not cast and no apparent common thread, any advice, opinion, stupid. But perhaps even worse is the lack of desire to do so it would be a useless waste of time to hold forth on any event that happened to another network, where opinions, views and nonsense if they are already hundreds of comments. Ridiculous, of course. But we are not here to negotiate downward leveling out, or maybe you. What would be fun to hear the views, if indeed it existed in personal. Staff is certainly more than the inability to express them, and here she gets nervous, it is sour, and can never finish a speech in the classical way, with the applause and everything else.
I can not write funny pieces, but they are for me, at least for now. Unfortunately.
April 2. Thursday ' Scazzi of a Latina. Lunch from The Witches. Bun that comes late and general fatigue. Peter points out how the days are lengthening .. and that would be too cool to go to Wonderland. From there 'a few days would have opened the 2009 season and Peter is imagined to be there laughing' at the gates stamping and beating children in the midst of kicking balls and want to blow their best attractions. Cosi '. If it goes well '. He tells me his first two years of experience with colleagues from Proxima, including Angel and Adriano I know how some of the attractions were made, remade and stoned thousands of times jumping queues and making people angry. "Au, Ca 'we must go, organizziamoci mo 'in April "talking to his brother. fucking great idea, just that we have some work in progress and you never know how to behave, in April and apparently did not think so' conducive for an output to an amusement park. There is a great little ' above and then put aside. Maybe you can 'do this summer, unfortunately I see it as something difficult to organize. Wow .. for a while' I envy Peter and Charles. .. Then a week goes by and is already 'fully booked ! I find myself fantasizing without having to fuss about it and then I'm going to propose to Wonderland because it would be a good opportunity to have fun. Come on? It 's true that the things one has to just wait without prompting loud! So unlike Charles Peter and I have a date (April 18 to 19), and the certainty of a property disposed of an entire weekend! All agreed in record time! The initial idea is to go with more 'people but between people who are not string string which has the dinero and / or to study there are only 2, Fabrizio and myself.
About 5 days before departure must confess to Peter and Charles to go to Ravenna. "Noo you go? Ca .. '.. Francis goes to Wonderland, book us too!" That evening we late to work. Laughing and joking they foment. "Noo Between but you realize? The weekend is the perfect choice! 'S perfect! It' s the weekend following Easter Monday, so no gentaccia among the balls, the opening of the park been made and hopefully a few families around! "Then it tells me how with Angelo could redo the Katun, the more the attraction for Peter 'impressive and compelling Wonderland, 2 or 3 or 4 times in a row by jumping queues, running and hiding a column. laughed unaware of all the columns that I did not know about but made me laugh. "And then the towers .. I got them I had just eaten from the Mac and the coke in hand screaming for Angelo "yum! yum!" pointing to the vacancy. I left a little something about coke and cement have resumed after " But then 'they tell me their cousin (and here for day and part of the smash" My cugginooo my cousins \u200b\u200b"of Captain tense) that you do not know if it is true, the Katun has vomited. In the race. On a rollercoaster? But this sucks! "But do not believe it can not 'can not be .." fact is that my only fear was to suffer from dizziness or nausea Katun post .. vomiting but no, that please .. no! The next day Peter and Charles not only book, but also their parents! Great! And from that time are not talking about another. While traffic to my site I get on skype video link on youtube with Katun in action, maps Wonderland, reviews of the park. Peter tells of the most 'hilarious with their colleagues from Proxima, then I bowl some other attractions and the praise and Imbroda, looking forward to knock down e cadute varie. "Che è sta cosa.. le tazze.. no no via, che attrazione è? E Reset? Stai seduto su dei carrellini? E' una merda! Via via! Ah! La ruota panoramica.. ma de che.. Cioè il Katun E' Mirabilandia, non ha senso Fra se non te lo fai.. troppo forte! Con Angelo giravamo l'angolo" (daje) "e ce lo rifacevamo! E la gente urlava "Ma quelli sono risaliti su!" e noi a fargli "Tèè Tèè"! Ah e poi c'è l'ottovolante dei bimbi! Col leprotto! Io a Angelo rovinavamo le foto dei bambini facendo gestacci!!!"
A 2 giorni dalla partenza in ufficio si parla del weekend di Pietro.. un alone di mistero serpeggia tra le stanze e Raffaella, la nostra producer, si avvicina spaventosamente alla soluzione aiutata un po' da lui stesso che se ne vuole vantare anche un po'. Nel frattempo mi scansiono un'effige di Raffaella da usare come sposta-folle automatico in caso di file chilometriche alle attrazioni. Stampandola la mattina alle 6 del giorno della partenza.. Alla fine tutti verranno a conoscenza del nostro folle weekend augurandoci di spassarcela. Io pero' avrei taciuto fino alla fine.. Non mi pare vero, vado a Mirabilandia.. non sono manco cosi' agitato come un bimbo, di solito lo sono. Non so se preoccuparmi o che. Boh vabbè, a casa preparo il necessario e siccome non dovro' guidare ma fare da passeggero rompicoglioni me la prendo comoda a caricare mp3, cellulari, macchinette fotografiche. Preparo la pasta fredda e con sguardo cinico osservo quello che ci butto dentro sperando di non vederlo volare dai seggiolini del Katun il giorno dopo.. (mio cugginooo!!! mio cugginooo!!!) Pesante!
Sveglia presto, ansia a manetta, fame (!!!!) e fretta di partire. Sulla pontina, altezza Castel di Decima, mi arriva un sms da Pietro: "Stiamo entrando ora sulla E45!!!!" Ma come???? La strada che porta a Cesena! Ma quando cazzo sono partiti?? In confronto sto in ritardo di 2 oreeeee e siccome non guido io mi immagino il ritardo dilatarsi peggio di una deformazione spazio tempo! Devo andare a Roma, poi da li partiamo.. ma prima controllare le gomme, fare benzina, 2 scongiuri per la strada perchè ci manca solo di trovare traffico o che.. Dopo una breve sosta a Bivio Montegelli (posto rinomatissimo) mangiando pasta fredda (mio cugginooo mio cugginoooo) e assaporando un caffè romagnolo che mi ha costretto a visitare un bagno che sembrava tutto fuorchè un bagno, e dopo aver avuto da Pietro conferma di una inquietante presenza di Bimbiminkia al parco e peggio ancora in fila al Katun, tempo 1 ora e con Fabrizio eravamo gia' li' a Mirabilandia, col biglietto in mano ed un parcheggio tutto nostro. C'era gente ma di sicuro nessuna ressa. Urla disumane in lontananza: dalle torri la gente precipitava felice (??) ed ogni tanto un rumore inquietante faceva capolino. Era lui, il Katun. Ma ancora non era stato ribattezzato...
Mirabilandia not like Ben. latter focuses on the theming of the park, so we have the games area with adrenaline, the one with games for all the families, and more 'slams you in the face Parsley, the sympathetic (to whom?) Dragon, mascot park. Here there are too many pets, a rabbit with an earring, a stripe duck and other animals. Pero 'there is more' green here than at Gardaland, a lot of bushes, trees, all mixed together with interest (especially those in the water) All'ingresso c'è un borgo in stile Pirati dei caraibi. Originale! Ci stanno sempre sti pirati e non c'è manco un'attrazione con loro che li possa giustificare! (a Gardaland c'è..) Il parco è pieno di gente e nonostante sia l'una passata c'è fermento in giro e mi dimentico che sia ora di pranzo. Poi pero' mi accorgo di come i vari MacDonald's siano pieni all'inverosimile. Noto un po' troppi bimbiminkia in giro.
I call Peter. "Ahoy there!" "the towers are, come!" "Ok .. but I come as I make them after we ate recently, what the fuck! " Wonderland seems enormous. Perhaps it is the end all but it certainly is very close and the risk of getting lost is only due to the misleading information disseminated in the park with practical bent arrow signs and directions vague and ill- reported. Every so often you come across a map of the park. Good. But a fucking "You are here" with the red dot? without it? Every time we had to orient ourselves to understand that point of comfort we had in the vicinity "What Fruit is Sweet .. so now where we are? " reach Peter .. but where .. but come on! E 'already' sitting on the Discovery ready for launch, and wearing a pair of glasses .. but .. Peter? but those glasses .. no! "I by Bimbominkia " I had seen months before and had bought them on purpose because it seemed silly at the right point. Now here at Wonderland found the right way. " I were to fly 'from Katun "Pure . We say goodbye but Fabrizio and I think we start and soft but rather 'a trivial Blue River. Of the two boats glide through the water in June' to the short steep. What will be 'why? nonsense! If this is what it soft Which is worse? "It 's Kat .." And just ! I understand! We take two slips and polite to me. Immediately after proposing what Fabrizio? "We could see that the line has K. . "No! And fuck! After "
Raggiungiamo lo spacecenter, quello delle torri. E' venuto il momento dell'adrenalina. Alla faccia dell'inizio soft! C'è anche Pietro che vuole ripetere il discovery e ci aspetta. Il columbia ti spara su e poi torna giu'... il discovery precipita solo giu'. Ho perso il conto di tutte le volte in cui ci siamo saliti. Cominciamo dal Columbia, è fico perchè ti lancia e poi ti riporta giu'e quindi c'è un attimo in cui ti pare di galleggiare a 60 mt da terra. Come inizio è indicato. E qui almeno ti avvisano pure su quando partira' a manetta la salita. Pero'.. peccato che il primo giorno al "3..2..1" saranno pignoli, partendo ad un ipotetico 0 che ti aspetti e calcoli mentalmente, the next day for nothing! Surprise! The discovery has 3 seats and all three are separated. Fabrizio is on my right, and I do not see the other side, Peter happens to the left corner, and there I see him speak. Near me a girl who seems frightened or excited with her boyfriend. He tells me it's like Big Ben. 'Falls down'! " Oh I know! Arriving on grin. Ravenna countryside around me. Artificial lakes, green, clouds, a tractor in the distance. I look at Peter, who is moving hands and arms. The girl next to me seems to have it below. E. I close my eyes. .. no wait! I came off the ass of the seat?? "Ah, yes, you come off! But ficooo" I answered the girl side and roll down '. "Oh How nice!" ironic. hear Peter laugh, maybe he picked up my dismay. If I was afraid I would not have it again, but if I think I did a wheel just to see what I face in the picture ..
It 's time that I feared. Now I can not draw back. It is time. to go for the game with the cups. But no! Unfortunately not. It 's time of the Katun. But you tell me, and call it soft start? Two runs with the rafts, then fired in the air and back, and mo 'immediately tossed by an inverted rollercoaster? I take anxiety. Peter gasatissimo, Fabrizio me something about a fake spoiler time where you think it's all over but no. (Formerly 'the way, tell me how it ends Sixth Sense?) There is not much queue, only to those who want to experience the thrill of being in front at the top has to wait more'. But this row is fast .. and reliable. I bet if I had not seen the time I climb lasted for hours. Now that I have no hurry to open mo 'of Moses facing the Red Sea. On arrival we go and we get to the second location pending return to the convoy. I look around and think of the Maya scene. Peter pointed out to me .. columns! "Ah those exploited to remake the Katun on the sly!" Meanwhile Peter baptizes the deafening noise of the train pushed at full speed 'as the Evil Wind.
In fact, it is disturbing. They're 'in the park and if you're near the Katun rattles when you hear a "... wwwwwwuuusssshhhhhoooohhhhhhhmmmmmmm ....." for a while 'we call it so,' Evil Wind. We understand very well. come the cars and people over which has the certain faces. Shaken. "What is it?" "Come on .." "Rega 'but are you sure? These have certain faces" "Between You do not know what they .. pero' .. kill!" On board prefer to stay in the center. There are 4 seats per row, the Blue Tornado Gardaland are 2 places. Better that way '. Me and captain Peter neighbors. He serene, Fabrizio looks around, I resign myself and expect to leave. There is more 'anxiety before and during! Skip the girl pulling the straps, make sure everything is ok, then it rises from the bales and the floor is lowered! Shit is awesome! We do not miss parties and is what got me already 'fear! "Look, the Katun moves Windows 98!" Peter pointed out to me watching a monitor of tizie involved in the rise and fall of the patrons. Well! They are more 'confident now. think if they had operated with Vista ...
first corner, then climb. Distressing. At the sides of the stairs. Let me get off .. Peter speaks as if nothing was "Hey this time no glasses wit 'me fly" I do not know where the fuck hold me, I try to see if the ergonomics Seating is wanted or has been treated as a second view of the safety aspect of the whole contraption that I'm not there to fly away from the mica seats! Madonna, we arrived at the top. We can see from above all Mirabilandia, and already 'people scream! Fuck you scream?? Someone close to me says "Oh my God" Oh no as "God"? Who said this? I certainly do not! I prepare to fall here already 'screaming like madmen, and I adjust, I cry too! Pero 'laugh as well. I have to laugh! I laugh like a jerk? Well? And the fear? After the discesona, past the fear. The first spins I make them with my eyes closed, I was terrified that I turn your head. Pero 'does not happen then I open them and I cucco the horizon rotated 180 °. The screams continue, I laugh like a lunatic and it seems at times to have visions. In fact at some point you think that's all over when suddenly a further acceleration does start all over again. They leave the picture, who knows' I've got that face. My. And here it's all over. "Already '?" And I laugh. In short, I liked it. Really, a lot. Do it again? go down but not staggering around my head, but 'I've got cheekbones ankylosed, I think I had the smiley face for hours .. in fact laughing at 3.8 g is not very advisable. arrive in "station" with people waiting for us "It 's good?? E' beautiful??" Oh no, I'm in ride perchè c'ho una paresi. E certo che è bello! Riprendiamo la roba e andiamo a vedere le foto. Noo troppo bella, io con la mia faccia sorridente (uguale anche le prossime volte) e Pietro che guarda.. boh.. apriamo un concorso. Non ho capito cosa.. Fatto il Vento Malefico posso fare tutto! (esattamente come a Gardaland anni prima)
E 'Pakal of time. The famous mine carts whizzing up U-turns without stopping, making you take the barrel but the barrel. Then we went around with my backpack every time I saw him fly out why I could never catch him between his legs. A bit 'boring. Ah Fabrizio as he called it? The Spaccadenti. In fact, certain attractions at the end literally nailed to remember the roller coaster so much in vogue in Springfield in an episode of The Simpsons. Then you know how we miss Peter and family, seem to follow me and then we aim to Niagara Fabrizio! But what a crowd! Virtually a very very short version of the trunks of Gardaland, those with discesona final splash. Jesus' .. Here you bathe! sprout two protective poncho (in the meantime two bimbiminkia trying to get ahead of us, but they surpass the break and a well kiway of plastichetta kuki style ice bags) and in the meantime I think I all'asciugamano are suitably taken (despite the night before I had the blasto "The towel? But it is useless! Mah! If you like .. take it .." and then is served) go up front. It 's a habit. Places are wet and the ass I do not feel it '. Nearly as likely to emasculate snap the protective handle and then we go. Initial slow and relentless, with earhook reassuring signs that indicate how to stand and what NOT to do while you're falling and then the descent. None of that. just that I have not seen more 'because nothing in front of me was the Maelstrom, a wall of frothy water that stood up in defiance of the laws of physics (I felt that we had already' Stop! E 'party late? Call Robert Jacob) The water falls on my head that turns out to cap .. it is offset by only 3 seconds before falling down 'dive. So I did the shampoo. Hey I thought of getting wet more 'but no. Let us flee wet from the boat and take out the evil towel Ratatouille. A lady watching us thoughtful. O tenderly I do not know. (perhaps he was thinking "Uh bimbiminkia who grew up!")
Still water games! It was not enough the Maelstrom, is even more 'humidity'. a race to "Rio Bravo" in the middle of the rapids! Meet Peter and Charles, asciuttissimi, while we tell him to be passed by the Niagara and be a bit 'wet! Bello entry on the rotating platform pero '.. pero '.. Gardaland is the same damn. Same . But do not do anything, I just hope not to get wet. vain hope. After about 30 seconds in the vicinity 'of a curve with a cascatona coming from direct vessel wall part of a sketch and a moment before I could say "Oh look, the seats are made so that we do not bathe .." I get a semi-dry water. On the ass. But I say .. with so many places and many ways to be able to bathe .. With us there are two Neapolitan during the day I will meet 'at least 7 times. force people to turn like tops recognize it as well. These are a great time. We were not even a funeral. Pero 'li mortacci their mica is wet. They will San Gennaro asked a favor ..
We put on a Katun? There is this idea crazy, so is the will to do it again and then we could dare to let us on the front row. No, not the front row, too many people. We settle for second again but this time without shoes. Nothing eyes closed, I always see. The experience deserves. another round, another race, more screams. Still evil in the cheekbones, it will remain 'with quest'epressione Boeotian for the next day!! And after we beat the third time, to the last row! (It hurts ..)
We lost Peter and co. despite having written that I had to redo the Katun. Meanwhile we note with (just) like how the park is invaded by Bimbiminkia. Hordes of Regazzini clothes, truzzetti O repaid in a row, emeritus dickheads would like to see the towers fall without protection. There was an invasion of people from the south. You turn and heard unknown languages, languages \u200b\u200babstract. Then find out what are the Puglia region. O Calabresi. "Who said that?" "I do not know, I did not understand" girls are more 'arrogant boys. You see them arrive ciancicanti gum, then jump the queue, move on. They call her friend who is 1 meter from their urlandoti ears. The also like to see them falling from the towers. We can at least choose which one? Why do those kind of "saccooo" I would like to see on the discovery, the rest on the columbia. "Miiiinkia!" Fabrizio yells repeatedly If we emphasize whenever he spouts some risk spending the day to shout about! Some have even caught me sympathy. They were so 'children and so little to see that minka go on rides I felt compassion. For the carny.
Let's have some indoor attraction! The weather is not forgiving and begins to fail but it seems to rain. Closed to what? Ghostville .. Cinema 4D (ahahahaha.. ..).. Er Reset. The Ferris Wheel. What balls ste Ferris wheels, 15 minutes of pure nothing, are already 'the fourth step we take? Vince Reset. With Peter, we have destroyed "But it seems worse .. Quake Doom 3 .. 3 .. no no way" and instead I find myself doing it. nice atmosphere, at least from the outside, who knows' what it is. Ah .. a clay pigeon shooting disguised as interactive gaming and trolleys. A shocking news'. Shoot the red dots .. blue ones .. attentive to the yellow ones .. uff the first round I fired holding the gun inserted into the holder, complaining of the little convenience '. Only the next day will understand 'the cazzatona committed. Nothing , two balls. In practice carrelletti go ahead alone and you set them so you can run 'best shots. At each stage you find yourself doing things nonsense, just shoot, while the audio is only just cacophony. Latent atmosphere .. aridateme Pirates Big Ben! At one point shot too much leverage and the train begins to rotate on 'himself: "My cousins \u200b\u200bMy cugginooo!" Oh no come on, I stood on the Katun! Give up the gun and try to rectify this, I fear the worst and then the train crashes. I understand only later that at certain points of the game is normal that spin without stopping. Great. Finish. No good, do it again? I recommend it to Peter, hoping that the mouth without mercy '(of course)
a slip between the blue river e un'altra ci facciamo Ghostville. Dovrebbe far paura. Ma in effetti lo fa. Fa paura pensare che nel 2009 un capannone con degli audioanimatroni, illuminato male e con 4 tizi mal pagati in costume del vecchio west possa provocare infarti agli avventori. Ma dai! Si vedevano le gelatine, i riflettori, gli spara fumogeni, ci mancava di vedere il tipo dietro alla console smanettare con Facebook e mi sarebbero cascate braccia, gambe e altro all'istante! Infatti ridevo. Poi, nell'unico momento in cui potevano farci cagare sotto, un tunnel BUIO e decisamente inquietante, il niente. Nulla. Da dietro l'angolo si è visto uno uscire tipo dal bagno e poi nascondersi (e certo mica ti ho visto che ti sei rintanato li') e al nostro passaggio farci "Buh!" A me non l'hanno fatto. A Fabrizio si. Ma non si è spaventato. No.
Andiamo a vedere cos'è sto Rataton.. Ratatouil.. Raratonga! Uh guarda si sparano l'acqua.. ah. Via. Siamo passati a vedere cos'era per capire se ne valeva la pena ma ho visto della gente spararsi l'acqua. Ma siamo scemi? Gia' il tempo fa schifo e poi magari devi sparare agli altri dell'acqua? Mi allontano perchè mi pare una gran cazzata. Vediamo se il giorno dopo potremo rivalutarlo.. A che ora c'è uno spettacolo del Cinema 4d? Ecco, aridateme il cinema dinamico di Gardaland, quello è BELLO e sensato. Questo no. Tralasciamo la fattura dei video, vabbè, ma l'attrazione è silly. In theory, the audience should be able to experience first hand the thrill of being inside the movie .. but fortunately it is not so '. Nothing, if the player slams it with his ship against the rocks in THEORY should jolt the audience thanks to the special seats that can be found under your ass is not it? No. Party farting noises made electronic regret the halls of the early years of last century. If someone spits at the audience that happens? Magic: the holes in the seats from the starting point of vaporization of water or air, depending on the special effect in the scene. And rear exit?? We spread a veil. With great shame I put myself in agreement with Fabrizio and convinces him to support me if I wanted to try to convince Peter to cinema 4d. I do not even have time to finish the sentence I just ring him "Ouch! Where are you? Ah feel .. .. .. go to see it? Ah yes yes .. if the 4D cinema is beautiful? Be afraid! Yeah yeah .. go go deserves What an asshole! Pero 'I need your comment, I saw more' mirror in 10 minutes of video in 13 years of 3d ..
Let us return to the great vigor space center. No time for another ride on the Katun, the line is really long, so it's obvious need to jump on the towers. There is never a row and quickly you can repeat them constantly. Peter comes running "Are you crazy, here I am, that you do without me?" "What was the movie?" "Carino! meglio delle formiche che andavano sullo spazio" E Fabrizio "A me era piaciuto.." "Come carino??? Ma è una merda!" "Ti diro', ho visto di peggio!" Ma no Pietro, mi deludi! Ti meriti un'invasione di fascette verdi!
Chiudiamo in bellezza con il Discovery, Il Columbia, il Discovery, Il Columbia, il Discovery, Il Columbia... il giro dopo il nostro è l'ultimo. Grande! Ce l'abbiamo fatta!
E domani? Abbiamo lasciato in sospeso delle piccole cose, il Katun ci aspetta (devo farlo davanti), le torri pure, vediamo se è il caso di farci l'ottovolante col leprotto e niente. E' ora di andare via e ci si congeda con Pietro e Carlo. Mi compro una maglietta, scatto qualcosa e spero che il tempo sia clemente "E se poi piove?"
Speriamo di no.
La nottata è agitata. Non riesco a non pensare alle attrazioni. Mi sogno il Katun che va nell'acqua, tipo che la gente ci passa dentro a mo' di ammollo. Ehi brevettatela! Poi mi immagino di continuo discese e salite. Per ora sono dolorante come se avessi fatto un frontale contro un Tir. Insomma, una salubre dormita per affrontare il secondo giorno a Mirabilandia!
..ma ve lo racconto domani. Pero' vi faccio un regalo.
Abbiamo incontrato i Tokyo Hotel. Si. De noantri. Eccoli.
Qui stavo messaggiando disperato a Pietro "Nuoo dove seiii!! Ti stai perdendo i Tokyo Hoteeeel!!"
E' venuto il momento di aggiornare questo blog! Temo sia passato piu' di un mese, e durante questo mese è successo di tutto e si sono accumulate tante piccole cose (ed anche tante stronzate) da condividere.
Cominciamo con le stronzate. Appunto.
"Sacco! Saccoooo!!
Prologo: Agosto 2007
Poco prima di scappare dall'ufficio per well deserved holiday we come across a strange video on youtube. David calls us all and makes us see creating a new catchphrase. In the video two girls in flesh definitely travel by motorbike and are approached by a car, the passenger from the films with their cell phone screaming at the girl behind (much overflowing) "Look at that bag of shit you are! Saccooooooo!" Unfortunately has been removed and there is not a trace. Since then yell "saccoooo" in office is a clear criticism of the roundness' of the people, especially girls. Clara is an expert and it manages to mimic 'very well, reminding me of this curious epithet sometimes.
Today: March 2009
Clara, John and I we went to the Mayflower, a pub dedicated to karaoke nights and other activities' spaccamaroni. One enters to eat and talk and then finds himself having to endure people yelling and screaming at the microphone, alternating a terrible litany embarrassing performances, all accompanied by people who think out of the Friends of Mary. Only 2 children have sung in a manner worthy and commendable cheers up her ears for a few minutes. John would lay all with her voice by Francesco Renga, but the list of songs available contemplated Leone di Lernia, and other amenities Gigione 'Neapolitan, except just Renga. It should try again ', it will be' lucky! There were other Italians in the list of songs, but very little, but 'I remember che qualcuno ha cantato Tiziano Ferro e ne è nata una discussione sulla sua voce. Io intanto pensavo a cosa mangiare. Ad un certo punto, dopo ordinato qualcosa da mettere sotto i denti, ci accorgiamo che al tavolo parallelo al nostro c'erano sedute 4 smandrappate di cui una decisamente "Sacco". Troppo. Scusa ma che cazzo te sistemi di continuo la magliettina.. non ti copre.. non puo'.. non è possibile.. stai ferma.. Gesu'! Intrepidi riusciamo a documentare la presenza femminile al tavolo, criticandole poco alla fine. Solo un "Oh maronna! Guarda che saccoo..saccoooo!!" Il guaio è che da li' a poco queste 4 pulzelle avrebbero cantato! In maniera orripilante per giunta! Come 4 amiche ai banchi di scuola per niente tuned .. not remember what. I removed it. And 'that I was choking and chips .. We show you how all that 'really happened, beccatevi the test movie.
"The maniac headlights "
If you happen to pass through Piazza di Villa Carpegna in Rome careful. Very careful. You may encounter an old-looking quiet you want to give a hand. Yes, but two. In reality 'seems more' interested in your headlights, and if they will try to peck 'pulirveli of describing the problem to mo 'mime. meeting day is one thing. At one o'clock one night in late February. I did laugh but who was driving laughed a bit 'less. This came out of nowhere with his backpack, he began tinkering with a handkerchief (?) On lighthouses as pulirceli us and from within (but not so much that I was laughing) do "Oh mo 'Who is I'm crazy? No No.. and go Nooo .. .. .. Ommadonna not clean .. " Then we Ribecco a Sunday in late March and in the car we were in fourth, three maidens and noble that I was laughing up their sleeves because they already 'felt the anxiety of the occupants. "The I take a picture" "No One but you're stupid! No!" Too late. "If we see us become more familiar .. eh .. thanks no no .. go " Meanwhile we barricaded inside. I saw it as an exaggerated way. Then this guy, disappointed by our lack of interest shown him, it turns shooting trying to open a door? " You see I was right to tell you to close the doors?? Oh no never know if "sentence of a girls. Indeed. But just inserts them in and the problem is solved!
Other sightings of this guy?
"Easter Egg"
I can finally announce that it has achieved an Easter egg in the house. years will say that you want to do without thinking about how much effort and practice must be put into play, perhaps hoping that the dirty work they can do a mold and chocolate. 's not really important to give yourself an egg at home, you buy it and your done. You choose how you want it. Avoid those that cost 99 euro and the Lindt (what the hell, I hope to be a ring of white gold inside but '!). Maybe you jump on the egg I've seen in Latin Nardone, pure chocolate. Yes, but milk or dark? We'll never know. But this year is different. This time it is time to dare the stainless. Enough for me to succeed with only one egg. Then I leave them by the other pieces, crooked, mutilated. In reality 'the chocolate egg is just an excuse to make a personalized gift and hide in a dark bunker then you eat. Not bad eh?
A month before Easter in a matter I intend to learn this, this personal crusade against the multinationals of chocolate. Remain stunned and nothing more ' "But you're not first to buy the egg?" "It is not the same thing" "I buy it and then I open it in two, it takes me a gift and I close" "Okay but not quite the same thing" "Eh" "Oh" "But Then the mold? find? It seems to me a long and complicated thing .. you have to temper the chocolate .. " "You learn everything .. and then want put? You did it yourself "
Clara sends me a wish for success and asks me info on the mold. " Look I have to order " I go to Anzio in a place that has it all. Grate for casting chocolate, molds cakes, tools for professional kitchens and bakeries, restaurants articles, including mixers, clothing, chef's hat! Except molds for Easter eggs. "It 's an unusual article" "I know .. but wanting to order? " " Of course .. as he wants? " egg-shaped or solid gold ... .. What a question " I do not know .. what measures are there? How do you quantify? " " Well .. "And holding a huge catalog, we review the models. I choose the 500 grams. That is 1 / 2 kg of chocolate in the middle '! do not ask what it takes to get it, two days after the order finally and look. Then I discover that it takes at least 2 weeks to have it coming. But that 'we end up at Easter without having done the test! Learned I was not born! Give me some time to try to make ste eggs! Nothing. The mold polycarbonate comes from Valle d'Aosta. foot. We have sent an immigrant who arrives on foot at Anzio with the mold in his hand. In the shop owner's wife annoyed me reply "Well we have to do massive orders and it takes time" Thanks but I do not say you had it .. Guilt I agree. Please wait.
But after a nerve-wracking waiting for finally materialized in the stamp shop and I'm going to get the ads in Office Peter asks me to make an easter egg with caramel "We put the caramel, then when you pour the chocolate is solid time and so 'you are .. " ".. a crap. Gia 'I understand how normal and you do what you advise me a crazy experiment? Nooo one thing at a time" The seller makes me see that my purchase has caused an increase in demand for molds for eggs chocolate. "Newly arrived I put them 'at the door for potermene remember and all customers who entered it and I wanted to ask for availability' .. una signora aveva anche offerto di piu' per averlo" "Ah.." Se lo avesse venduto penso me lo sarei mangiato vivo. "Ma ho detto loro che era stato ordinato da un ragazzo e ho promesso di ordinarne di piu' il prossimo anno" "Eh vede? Alla fine la mia non era un'idea cosi' inusuale.. grazie comunque!" Mi fa uno sconto di 1 euro. Contento lo porto a mo'di trofeo in ufficio, mando sms in giro per creare suspance e guardo il calendario: è giovedi' 2 Aprile, ho poco tempo! E' tardi! E' tardissimo! Non ce la faro' mai..
I primi tentativi si rivelano deludenti. Ho saccheggiato il cioccolato fondente da Gusto per poter sperimentare e ne ho preso a kg. Lo stampo è uno solo e quindi devo fare una meta' alla volta. Lavorando posso solo sfruttare come tempo la mattina prima di andare o la sera al mio ritorno. Devo capire cosa devo fare per bene perchè sciogliere il cioccolato non è difficile. No. Il difficile è riuscire a capire che devi combinare dopo averlo versato nello stampo. Sul web si trovano un sacco di notizie, consigli, forum. Mi sono letto di tutto e trovo suggerimenti contrastanti o semplicistici. A me il cioccolato non si stacca dallo stampo! Sul web si parla di tecniche varie che comprendono frigorifero, congelatori, spray staccanti (giuro, esistono!), botte in punti precisi, raschiamenti vari, preghiere alla Madonna di Gerano, tecniche della divina scuola di Hokuto and much more. If I cool the chocolate solidifies in the fridge but if cola bad edges are weak and the bottom is too thick. Then it breaks. In addition 'I'm forced to turn to win the mold gravity' and allow the chocolate to be released. But how? At the end invent my own method. I do not say. I only know that it takes me less time but at least 20 minutes of turning .. of mold. Not balls. The trouble is that after some hours of waiting, the chocolate has 90% off .. but if you have done something wrong and did not permit him to conform to the mold that you risk splitting. And curses. But at least the chocolate risquagli. Me I'm only 6 have left half 'of which 2 are perfect and smooth. But because del poco tempo a disposizione non le ho chiuse subito e quindi si sono opacizzate perdendo l'effetto glossato. Che palle..
A distanza di 1 settimana è venuta l'ora di chiudere l'uovo. La sorpresa pero' nel frattempo è cambiata e dopo aver stravolto l'idea regalo l'ho giocata sfidando Dan Brown. Mi giro a cercare un libro e mi vedo Il Codice DaVinci. Eccolo il mio regalo. Qualcosa da decrittare. Ma la prossima volta vediamo di togliere il nome eh? Stampo il tutto, lo infilo in un ovetto di plastica e lo attacco ad una meta'. Chiudo il tutto e sospiro. La sera me ne vedo recapitare uno gigante di uovo che pesa anch'esso 1 kg. Rimango piacevolmente basito. Un ovetto tutto mio! (chiamalo "ovetto", era coperto con un lenzuolo argentato verde..) Ma mi mangio le mani perchè quello mio di uovo non è ancora pronto e sta li', chiuso con delle colate di cioccolato per tappare delle evidenti imperfezioni. Pero' alla fine è venuto. Un po' male.. ma eccolo li'. Pronto per essere messo.. ..dove cazzo? Ho scordato una cosa fondamentale! Se lo chiudo con la carta e tutto l'uovo deve trovarsi su una base! E non ce l'ho! Comprala di corsa insieme ad un nastro per uova e torna a casa, vai a lavoro, scappa dall'ufficio e corri a completare l'opera fasciando il tutto! Attento a fare scongiuri! Scatto delle foto quand'ecco entrare mio padre. Mi vede che sto facendo un book fotografico a quel kg di cioccolata e lo sento cursing something. It 'a little' that sees me fiddling with chocolate and I do not at all happy. The next time I open an assembly line to cut the doses of cocaine, between this and want to see if the chocolate is still to say about it!
liked the end. I'm happy ...
"Easter & Easter "
Easter lasts a while now. It 'just a long weekend with binge attached. Recently I happened to work or pass it with water in the throat, but at least this time no commitment or unexpected job I have ruined these days full of pure nothingness. Saturday I went out with Anna, we talked like two kids and we took a tea despite the heat of the Virgin Mary. Taking advantage of his presence, I also bought a gift for a friend. Everything ok, normal. At times I seemed to be turned back 10 years when taking over Anna and Francesco home immediately after high school, to stay together and make the balls. But even without that stare insieme! Pasqua invece è arrivata col suo carico di odori di cucina. Mia madre di gran lena ha preparato le lasagne, mentre con fare stizzito ricordavo lei di non lasciarle asciugare troppo perchè senno' diventano solo fastidiose quando cerchi di tagliarle e sotto sono morbide come una torta di mele e sopra rigide come se affette da rigor mortis. Ma sono ottime. Ormai la cucina continua a migliorare a vista d'occhio (ad ogni leccata dovrei dire) e penso sia arrivata ai livelli di nonna. Vuol dire che allora è proprio una dote di famiglia che se ben allenata da' molte soddisfazioni. A me poi. Seguono l'agnello, un finto pesce preparato da Mery, salumi et formaggi vari. A tavola le cazzate si sprecano, mio fratello fa stage and without saying a word we take the piss the old man who occasionally shoots of pearls. Valerio has already 'had lunch and now he sleeps. Pero 'I laugh too much and my father is angry "I wake up!" But no, it has a heavy sleeper! .. What am I crying?
"On Easter Monday I will not break through, ok?" "Yes, yes, look, we'll make a salad of rice and enough" "Ah ok, I go by more 'than good" The preconditions for a peaceful Easter Monday there were no binge eating them all. time then certainly did not help and therefore are not likely even to participate in outdoor picnics or the beach. But then 'At lunch time meeting a bunch of people busy in the kitchen to prepare potatoes, breasts breaded, pasta with tuna sauce, rice salads, pies. Before my eyes appeared to be cut meats and cheeses, olives, drain, more food. And the remains of eggs kinder, chocolate fudge, chocolate and pork variety. No sorry, I was psychologically prepared for a light lunch menu and I'm fired 'healthy? I've also brought something good that already 'seemed exaggerated and here I want to put fattening. But I sacrifice myself and everything I eat, otherwise if you offend those who feel? Then I revenge and Scrabble words composing rag all castes and quiet. One of those words made me kind of 350 points away from all ...
