"Mirabilandia: secondo giorno"
Piove. E nemmeno poco.
Il cielo è nuvoloso, la pioggia incessante, le strade allagate e dalla finestra della sala colazioni dell'Hotel Kent ammiriamo questo spettacolo sad.
the risk of ruining the last day in Wonderland is high.
I just hope there's some respite and time to stabilize. I do not ask the sun mica (not even the moon)
The girl who carries on the servants' asks us where we are from
"From Rome"
"Then you bring the rain you!"
Fuck. We started that there was a decent time! And the sun! I usually always bring the sun, what happened? Maybe I'm on the road ..
Breakfast simple, despite the abundance of laid table, so there will be 'a soft start today too right?
arrived at the park and pay parking again take a good map (we have 3) and Fabrizio, leaning toward the chick that trimming this stuff, makes you "feel but if we pay an additional charge ceases to rain?"
Smile circumstance of her feeling awful from heading Laughter Boom Mickey Mouse in my mind. You know the jokes are not funny like:
"more undecided the plate: the plate most obedient
BO: SI?
Good.
There is a lot of people, the rain must have discouraged a bit 'all. While we wait
Fabrizio note kaulitziane two figures on the far right, almost on the sidelines not to be confused with the crowd. I had not notice I miss (my brain to rule out a priori). But
are two .. two .. no, no bimbiminkia are two emo. No worse. 2 components are not officers of Tokio Hotel. Jesus'! Tell us a photo .. but if you notice I do, I take the machine, turn around to the area is stripped of the ticket and shoot, then makes Fabrizio her cell phone and the fear passes. In the meantime, I write about race with Peter, he does not know that you are losing.
In fact I expected to find, it's only 10 and about to open seracinesche. All you 'remember the idea that I did when I was sitting at the witches and he spoke of the inauguration of Wonderland in a row to give blows to the right and left .. To enter
we show off the bracelet for entry, that only those who stay two days at the park possesses. Do not I told you?
We have recovered the bracelet the day before to 16.00, and there was a bit 'of people in the queue.
I'll link to the right arm and hold them '. E 'of laminated paper and then can' hold even the showers as a lady asks worried.
It 's true, holds to the showers. At least 30 days have passed and my bracelet is resistant, even to those! I've taken off for not being told by others "But levatelo! Sembri uscito dall'ospedale!” Qualcosa mi dice che ho fatto benissimo. Pero' sta li', se voglio me lo posso rimettere!
Iniziamo in maniera soft. Di nuovo il Blu River!
Ma se piove non è meglio tornare da Reset o Ghostville?
E invece no. Quelli dopo. Perchè non continuare con le torri?
Non c'è fila! La gente le snobba! E le addette all'attrazione con tono disperato ci chiamavano peggio delle sirene de L'odissea, con noi due novelli Ulisse pronti a farci sballottare ad un'ora dalla colazione.
"Venite qui!"
"No dai venite qua"
Chiediamo loro se l'attrazione in caso di pioggia potrebbero chiuderla, il nostro cruccio è il Katun, e loro tranquille ci rispondono "No, di solito no, solo se la pioggia è forte e incessante"
E magari si apre in due la terra e Dio si materializza in mezzo a noi giudicandoci. Quindi la probabilita' di non divertirsi su un'attrazione è decisamente bassa. Speriamo.
Sara', pero' non avverto il Vento Malefico! Dove sei? Non ti vedo! Non ti sento!
Precipitiamo dal Discovery una volta, siamo solo Fabrizio ed io.
In pratica abbiamo inaugurato lo Space Center!
Mentre torniamo giu' chiediamo di poter rimanere a fare un secondo giro e la tipa con aria annoiata (voglia de lavora' saltami addosso??) ci fa "Tanto siete gia' bagnati"
In effetti pioviggina piano piano senza sosta.
Su e giu' di nuovo, poi passiamo al Columbia.
Il Katun è chiuso. Andiamo in avanscoperta per capire com'è la situazione, pregando anche di vedere cessare la pioggia.
Una tizia manda gentilmente via i curiosi e ci spiega che per adesso l'attrazione è ferma. Dio che angoscia, proprio ora che mi pregustavo una corsa a tutta velocita'!
Ci allontaniamo mesti e mogi, intanto mi giro piu' di una volta a osservare le rovine Maya sperando di calpestarle presto.
Overtaken Niagara, after seeing some spectacular descent, we head toward the wheel. Known attraction hidden and enclosed by reeds. I headed toward the turnstile exit by mistake that I will block and making me an invalid for 30 seconds.
"It 's the Explorer .. is like a rollercoaster "" Ah yes'? We do? "
" But yeah, so ... "
There is no rush, but 'we are all with the umbrellas to be placed on the right and left. And we get rid of our climb, I always pack in the middle of the foot. Literally.
off! Yes, but that makes this thing?
Despite the convoy run and enough (does just that, not much happens, the path is linear, descents and ascents that are not nothing) I designed to control the situation Katun. After the first lap and started the second I turn to Fabrizio still a hypothetical discussion, as if nothing had happened. In the end I'm
Explorer did not make me not even turn his head. Only the balls.
finished Ok, now let's do something different.
Nearby there is an attraction with the balloons flying. These run in circles (here revolves around it seems). Bloodcurdling screams coming from the sessions. I am in disbelief .. maybe pretend .. true? But we are not interested. From
Fabri, 'let's do something completely different! Let's have another roller coaster ..
Among the many attractions dedicated to the family's The Family Adventure, a simple form of a roller coaster train that whizzes and rattles on a simple curved path. In practice it undervalues \u200b\u200bto see it but if you sit at the bottom of the last wagon (with Fabrizio and we did it three times, including 2 at the bottom) just like the Katun pulls you to death! And at least you have fun! It 'much more' friendly explorer who looked like a mechanical agitator retching.
Pero 'are almost always happened every time I had left and give up temporarily the use of a leg, because confined spaces. Is short, I fear even a minute, or nearly so. But
deserves. The finish is beautiful, a stop and go: oh but then it is a habit!
We are moving towards the wheel, Fabrizio offers a ride, basically there's not much to do and we are already 'here. I'm not sure is that I do not want to lose 15 minutes before lunch on the wheel, and if in the meantime we wanted to make up for the time 148sima towers? I fall flat bread and stay on? Then suddenly ago "There are people! Katun On! "
I turn and I see legs flying. Screams. And a Wuuoosshhhhh. Wind Evil! I
petrification.
"Presto! Fuck! "And I set
high-speed '(read: CORR), followed by Fabrizio towards the Katun, fearing the worst, the file, the pain in the ass people, capturing the intentions of the people on the street that maybe, noting the Katun moving might anticipate, crash or simply break the fuck.
There is a bit 'confused and as we approach proposes to put in line to the top. Here the climate is still uncertain, and then closed again if the Katun? When we have another chance? Wait
takes time. The bimbiminkia have increased and there are all styles, dialects, forms. Thirteen
we smoke to 8 cm, tamarri Sicilians take me to knees like a backpack making me angry hyena gang baby perched on the fence of the path of waiting, people wake up with words painted on the face (around the park I caught a singing in a language unknown to mankind, then stop, change tracks and sing "napoliiii .. napoliii napoliii .. "Maronne holy Father!)
Sti cocks, the first places I do not want to think about! Also filmed something in the meantime. They will spend at least 7 turns of the Katun, with some seats left much to the chagrin of Fabrizio (in fact already 'there is a fine line, more' well there are empty seats? Fill them! Optimize the system!)
Then a few meters from the turnstile, where the waiting begins to dwindle and time seems to indulge in a waver drizzle bastard, that's asking that they turn Truzzi of 2 people. They released two places, or better, a couple in a row inside, missing 2 people!
Us ... We
front of everyone. This time I have not a shred of anxiety, I'm just happy, so happy.
the convoy arrives. Once again we see people perplexed, but not we ask the question. We enjoy the scene of a boy who is unable to remove the sling with horror and tries to release the lock and failing miserably begins to stir as if Alien behind .. Thank you for the show! You laugh!
During the tour of death I feel the water in the face, is drizzling!
Slowly, but on a high speed train 'the rain does not hurt, it's annoying.
I kept my eyes barely open but does nothing. We did it, I was glad that we managed to get in time.
In fact, the Katun was closed after our first lap. Too much rain.
What satisfaction! Fabri, 'when we get back? We would like Peter, but 'is around and visit Ravenna mosaics. But how?? But take a pick, come quii!
Again the Family Adventure. Confuse it with the roller coaster of the rabbit, the one forever cursed by the rude gesture of Peter and Angelo.
Nothing to be done, more 'sti so must be frightening, more' I laugh.
C'è una discesa? Rido.
C'è una discesa a tutta velocita'? Rido.
C'è una discesa a tutta velocita' in curva a sinistra? Rido.
Ma che cazzo rido, dovrei stare attento che alla fine c'è la frenata, se rido ancora un po' ci perdo davvero gli incisivi!
Alle torri becchiamo di nuovo Pietro e famiglia, quindi parte come da rito una sequenza di Discovery-Columbia-Discovery-Columbia-Discovery-Columbia-Discovery-Columbia fino a scoprire che non fanno piu' foto, purtroppo si saranno rotti le palle di vederci fare facce e controfacce del cazzo. Cioè le nostre, nude e crude. Pietro sfoggia i suoi meravigliosi occhiali da bimbominkia. Li voglio anche io..
Charles is gone, Peter is moving towards the Mayan ruins with no problems using secret shortcuts. Then for a known case which seems to Charles on carts in mines. But is he really!
"Peter's Charles!"
"Where?"
"The ', on Pakal "
" Ohi Ca ', let Katun, come hurry up! "and turning to us," My brother shoots if the Pakal alone! "
There is a swarm of people waiting in line, but that's normal, we do not have the rush and we're also waiting for Charles. Arrives and crosses the line, I expect some bimbominkia break balls but it happens and it is good. Gloating on hold and decide to put towards the end of the wagons
"So 'the tug is assured!"
We board, but then' we look forward to something. We do not start. Skip un'inserviente with a stick and I wonder what it is.
"is used to measure the height .." Peter is
A stick? What is an auction Egyptian, 100 cubits?
'E' because maybe there is someone who does not reach the high standard .. "
A hobbit had a strong desire to fly by the seat of the Katun? News to me!
There is nothing to add, the ride is breathtaking and this time we are all four.
photo to frame and put absurd.
"do it again?"
said than done. We put ourselves in a row like little boys (as bimbim .. oh well)
There is a slight unexpected. Unlike Ben, where the entrances to the attractions are numbered the turnstiles, there is a risk not to climb on board because it has gotten to limite di passeggeri.
Fabrizio rimane fuori dal giro, mentre un'impietosa lampadina rossa si accende appena dopo il mio passaggio. Lo aspetto, mandando Pietro e Carlo a farsi il giro.
Rimango in fila a fianco dei cancelletti in fondo alla piattaforma e noto come ci siano delle pulsantiere con tasti enormi recanti scritte del tipo “Partenza”, “Stop”, “Allarme”
Di che? Le inservienti mi scrutano perchè sto li' fermo che mi guardo intorno. Ehi sto solo aspettando che tornino cosi' salgo.. quante storie..
Ecco di ritorno Carlo e Pietro, normalissimi, come se fossero stati a fare un giro sul Family Adventure. Fabrizio mi raggiunge e saliamo in fondo.
Peccato, sarebbe stato divertente have the other two with us e.. Peter?? What are you doing here?
"Here I am, beautiful rega'!!!" lowering the body harness
Peter used the trick of the columns! You want to do another round Zompa row! Great!
am still amazed at the audacity to suddenly pop up all mounts are removed from the support and a threatening voice Shodan style is "Please wait in line!" And Peter
"Oh damn they caught me rega '" laughs . It disappears at high speed '.
We will never know as if they are noticed. The fact is that close to me, instead of Peter, comes a blonde girl that is part of a larger group ' large number of people. During the climb
Fabrizio screams "Look! L 'I-Speed \u200b\u200b"and I do note that we are on the Katun! The Katun! One thing at a time, that they open in June 2009!
"The opening in June 2009" is the blonde girl. Exactly.
"Ah yes!"
In practice, I began to speak. I wonder if he does because he has to calm down or that.
"It 's pretty much a roller coaster based on speed' .. say they go fast "
" Well then it will be 'cool' I continued to talk a bit '
"I do not know if you try it ..' she
We arrived at the top and 6 seconds between the fall in the air waiting for us.
"Well .. perhaps we should continue to talk after .. "the
replied" Oh yes'! "laughing
" Good race! "concludes with the tragic air ..
Finish. A satisfied smile
completed lap, we depart for the last time scrutinizing photos go outside (always with the same face, I have to take a paid actor, an impersonator, I do not know) and we reach Charles and Peter. We salute that soon they will go away because they think they do a tour in San Marino. And they have a return trip on the rump. The next day there is to bump up ties alien invasions .. In short .. We salute a bit 'sad but also bruised after the last turn on the Katun.
So we opt for the Wheel. Dura
really 15 minutes, but that 'appear to apparently much less. Get in the race in the car, then you close in and there you sit. It took a moment of tranquility '.
The wheel height is disproportionate, we are very much 'on the top of the Katun and the Towers, both now seem tiny and insignificant.
Unfortunately I do not like heights, especially if the ground undulates to your every move.
I was 98% sitting, eager for the slow climb, and off to the equally slow descent.
Lunch with flatbread and squaquerone, a cheese local spring-like soft cheese. It 's a cross between the cheese and the Chartreuse. It reminds me how it taste ("But no, it is 'different, no!")
Sara'. Certainly there is too much arugula.
We're sitting on the lake. A fish emerges every now and Fabrizio throws crumbs and leftovers to see if it bites. Not far from here there is an attraction with dinosaurs, whose cabin was egg-shaped head of a triceratops Triceratops (fact) that pops out. There are also bars on these eggs. It seems to me immensely sad, perhaps by children.
Ah, you can 'see also the curve before the descent of Niagara, and of course we can hear their screams.
at this time of fatigue I observe the structures of the attractions, guilt perhaps the weather really sucks, and I realize how the Niagara is full of aces, ugly to look at facilities, continuing losses of water to the sides. The well-known on the attraction with the dinosaurs. It is not a criticism. And 'maybe these things just do not think, sometimes I prefer not to pay attention and focus on what they should offer an attraction, not whether or not to have two support posts and whether or not bad sti poles.
I understand. E 'fatigue. Today is Sunday, tomorrow starts the week and I'll be 'rested like a rose.
What has passed under the wheels of a caravan.
Oh there's also the return trip! As if I had never heard ...
We go out of the park in place of the things Peter and Charles and beaks that are going on. I am also immortalized in a picture of them .. my mom I'm everywhere!
Fabrizio still yearns to return to Reset. That attraction as exciting a race between elderly octogenarians. Okay. The first time was a strange experience, and I also played poorly anchored to the base with the gun. The second time I shot a good score and I did because I was concentrated and the gun I had left on board style Nokia charging. The third time, given the circumstances, continue 'to satisfy me, lighthouse' s a bit of points, something, right?
No. The third time is a disappointing, but a disappointment. I was shooting, in real time tracckavo the red dots, yellow, blue, violet, magenta and cyan, and do not mark them. Never went well. Not stated targets taken.
Beautiful. Within 30 seconds I shot my balls and then I turned further when a mo 'minuet rolled the wheelchair. Extraordinary. Turning the ball high in the second.
As a result I ran out before I began to set fire to the scenery in polystyrene.
"But you take it for a game?"
"Sure, why it is forbidden?"
It seemed strange that I had not yet Sbrocco.
Pero' basta con ste foto con la faccia sempre uguale, devo impegnarmi a fare qualche espressione diversa. Scivoliamo giu' e quando andiamo a vedere la foto Fabrizio mi fa “Ma che faccia è?”
La mia di sicuro. Pero' è tipo triste/emo/pierrot. Lui che ride ed io invece avvilito. Mi mancava la lacrima dipinta, ci stava tutta.
Solo a fare ste scemate mi passa l'incazzatura, o dobbiamo tornare a Reset?? Basta saperlo che mi preparo il napalm.
Gironzoliamo senza meta per Mirabilandia. Ci fermiamo davanti agli specchi deformanti un po', a me pare che ti facciano diventare tutti un nano con le gambe alte 10 cm e il resto uguale. Fanno sorridere ma.. non c'è quello che ti ingrassa? It would be a dream. Let
Bimbopoli looking for the rides for the more 'children. But back to see if
Raratonga? Let's try, but 'time is not forgiving and if you really have to shoot water at full blast would prefer to live with a little shiver this' sunny and warm.
The attraction consists of a series of canoes on one side of which are installed four water cannons. You have to hit the targets it seems. Signs very vaguely say "Appease the Raratonga god." Who knows' what it means.
We climb aboard a boat completely wet. I sit and I get up right away. Nothing, I need your ass dry, extraordinary.
I'm practicing with the triumph of technology and shoot at random. Start the game. We shoot the one behind the other targets. We notice that some have a kind of contact back. And why ... ... Ah!
.. with horror we discover that the path is being undermined by water-based traps! There are sprays, flows, waterfalls .. all addressed to me! And the only way not to get wet is to hit the target and block the escape of water! Damn! All this following a forced ritch on which the canoe travels alone, implacable. Li mortacci Raratonga of god!
In a panic to an ugly waterfall hit targets and stop. But the designers of perfidy knows no bounds and this again just before the boat passes under it completely, centering the last passenger, at least smear. I move in disbelief of the events and understanding why the stations are completely rotten. Do not know about you, remember the acronym of Bim Bum Bam coasters at Gardaland with mines? There is a waterfall under which it seems that we're going to go but then it ends abruptly leaving you confused by the fear of getting wet. Here, if you Raratonga we get wet if you do not stop you!
After the tour we ask you to stay on board for a second lap. Two coglionazzi climb the dugout later, he warned them of how the game but hit us with guns. We turn cold and replicate "You do not have to wet us .." The fact is that
These two are drenching themselves because I said, I coglionazzi.
Eventually this attraction is nice, but 'has to do with the summer heat, the heat, and with so many people to hit!
Before concluding our meeting in Wonderland, take a ride near the I-speed, the new rollercoaster in the park, based on the world Formula one. Who knows 'how will'. It 's a rollercoaster-Launched therefore not part of plan to accelerate downhill, but some already' accelerated (almost a Kingda-ka Italian ..)
Peter wants to do it absolutely, and I damn well!
The last game allows us to meet for the third time (!) the two components lost Tokio Hotel, take pictures / make a video of the I-speed and wet. So now, more drop, 'drop less, why complain? The
acquasplah is a copy of the famous Colorado Boat Big Ben, with the logs that drift into a peaceful path that ends with a thrilling ride. In place of the trunks of cars we have here.
Obviously it is useless to hope that the seats are wet, more 'wagons that seem to me the Jacuzzi, we lack only the air nozzles and soap, then you can' take a bath without any problems.
We do 3 laps, the first out of curiosity ', the second film I-speed, third because by now, already' we're here, we supportare il detto “Non c'è due senza tre”
Il percorso non è noioso anzi, solo che pare incompleto e tenuto male, c'è una galleria con dei lavori in corso, bruttina e spoglia, sospettiamo che stiano per smantellare l'attrazione anche se mi pare un peccato.
Ci sono due discese, una piccolina (ma non tanto!) che pero' ti lascia un leggero senso di strizza e poi quella piu' lunga, che mi pare battere quella del Colorado Boat. Ho il terrore di vedere mura d'acqua stile Niagara ma invece no, solo qualche spruzzo ai lati.
Beh fine.
Andiamo via facendo alcuni scatti, ascoltando le grida di chi sta precipitando dalle torri, sapendo che il Katun è definitivamente chiuso causa pioggia and that after two days were pretty intense and fun.
I'm happy as a child.
arrived home around midnight and very bruised and half-stoned, proud of my wrist and waiting for updates online with photos and video to post or to see. And with at least a month late to write a guide on my part. Some people pointed out to me:
"And 'you're wrong media, uses the blog as if it were a book of blank pages. In the blog you must be brief, write a book right? "
" You're right but you just write those two lines alone are soaring .. "
Now I thought a little thing. But
Gardaland?
(But .. Mirabilandia again to try I-Speed \u200b\u200b
????):)
PS: Thanks to those crazy people that made me company during these two days, like it or not!
I hope I have at times relived what I said here, even if something was sadly watered down.
short, I had to avoid the curses' to put or not?? These
I forgot to put them to the first note! Cuccateveli full!
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